The Hoyt Bigfoot Sighting (BFRO #78502) RoadyGoat
2025On March 24, 2025, at dusk, two people were driving a Razor slowly down a rural road out here — about twelve miles north of Topeka near Hoyt — when one of them looked off into an open field and saw something walking. It was tall. Bipedal. Dark hair. Broad shoulders. Moving steadily toward a grove of trees with a fluid stride that didn't look quite right. At closest approach, they were maybe sixty yards from it. They stopped, killed the engine, and tried calling out. The thing noticed. It turned its head and upper body toward them in a motion they both described as unnatural — wrong shoulders, wrong neck. Then it kept going. They drove to the next crossroads to circle back for a better look, but by the time they came around, it had vanished near the tree line about 360 meters out. A landfill sits roughly two miles south. Everything else is farmland and woods. They filed the report with the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization as number 78502, complete with sketches of the posture and the strange turning motion. BFRO classified it as Class A — the highest category, meaning the investigator believed the witnesses were credible and the sighting conditions clean. There's no marker out here. No trail. Just a county road, some fields, and whatever walks across them when nobody's looking.